Anna 🦋

I'm not that crazy. You're probably just boring. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. 🇧🇷

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

So true 😂

[Antonia Hylton @ahylton26]

My boyfriend of 2+ years took me out to see The Photograph last night and then broke up with me. And I’m down about all the usual stuff... but I... cannot wrap my head around why he took me out first. Is that a thing? Are men ok???

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

ask any woman what the best sex of her life REALLY was & i guarantee it was over a long weekend with some guy who lived in a treehouse and didn’t pay taxes and couldn’t commit and believed in giants or some shit who she never saw again. it’s SICK & it’s why i don’t believe in god

[Tulio @tuliopullquerio]

Tonight bitches will go crazy at the club drunk af screaming “we don’t need a man to be happy, y’all suck”.
Bitch ur happy only cuz that old guy over there is buying you alcohol and keeping you drunk trying to get into your pants wymmmmm

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

Planning a wedding in 2 months is stressful

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I just did a perfect wing on my right eye and i’m 99% sure i’m not gonna be able to match it so if you see me walking around with only one eye done mind your business

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love saturday afternoon energy. so chaotic. so versatile. will I run errands? sleep til 4pm? blackout at a sports bar for a game I do not care about? who knows!!

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

Being home alone is fun until you start hearing noises coming out of nowhere

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

🖤🙏🏼

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

JLo and Shakira have me sweating

[Sphynx @BradenLockwood]

Does weed really give you anxiety or does it just make it harder to ignore the anxiety you’re already living with?

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

Not good

[Anna 🦋 @_annagarrido]

I feel like every week for the past month I have a different sickness

[Jewels @julianarose_3]

lana del rey buying her grammys dress at the mall is a mood

[Caleb @Calebgoesabroad]

Just found out Kobe died and all I can think about is that video that went around of him explaining the game to his daughter being a great father and smiling

[Target @Target]

You’re walking into your favorite Target…I can tell you feel at home here...you slowly walk the aisles, taking your time...you turn the corner and see all the candles and smile...you didn’t know you needed one....but it’s okay...we can fix that...we can fix...you.

[Caroline Darney @cwdarney]

The first two pics are great. The second two should be hung in the Louvre.