Anna Kern

~he was a sk8r boi~

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

@taylorswift13 @taylornation13 When your fam and friends contact you when the new Tay single drops bc they know how fanatic you are about Tay 😂💕🌈💖🦋 #ME #taylornation #taylorswift

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

@EmileeSebestyen Get my autograph now so you can sell it on eBay later

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

When u ask for an address to plug into ur gps but they start spouting off directions and u try to explain that ur directionally handicapped but they hit u w the “No,no it’s easy” and proceed to use words like “east” and “yards” and ur stuck there watching them waste their breath

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

TONIGHT! Can’t wait to see you, #repTourCleveland 😍

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

It’s like Christmas morning!!! Tay Tay comes tonight 😍😍😍 #repTourCleveland

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

Having to say “Mentor” instead of “menner” when ur out of town is so uncomfy

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

Me literally everyday of my life

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

I GET TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Our return slot handle has been baking in sun all day and it's been burning up people's hands (2nd degree burns) so please bring your rentals inside or use the oven mitt we left on the ledge.

[J @jruthmitch]

Doctor: “do you drink alcohol?”
Me, not a liar: “yes”
Her: “around how many times a week?”
Me, a liar: “twice”

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

@EmileeSebestyen Yooo twinsies

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one 🔥

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

This rescue mission from Thailand has gripped me from the start. So incredibly happy that 3 have already made it out safely

[t @wtwwtww]

ew i can’t stop being a person

[j 🇵🇸 @plntbasedcutie]

my bf's coworker was talking about his ex girlfriend & he said "she used to wear clothes that would piss me off" & before he could continue my bf said "my gf could wear whatever the hell she wants, it's her body"
His co worker was shook.
Men who check other men on their BS >>>

[i need $20 @ehjovan]

does anyone have a link to some serotonin

[Anna Kern @_annakern_]

aWsOmE

[😠 @oscarvelli]

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD SHOULD RETWEET THIS https://t.co/nOkRoGkgP0

[Holland Oates @teaganharj]

cos darlin i’m a nightmare dressed like a baked bean