NFL preseason: โRest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.โ
NBA preseason: โWe need to manage their loads.โ
MLB spring training: โI got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.โ
NHL preseason: โLetโs fucking kill each other.โ
what am i doing this saturday night? facetiming my mom and talking her through what to pack because sheโs on the edge of a wildfire evacuation zone. this is INSANE.