anna 🦭

cowabummer dude | she/her | former longhorn

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

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[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

worst part about doing work at a coffee shop is the walk of shame back up to the counter to find the wifi password

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

[harley ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ @whisperwoIf]

he was so scared,, if he walked by me, i would give him a hug , it's ok homer

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

not exaggerating when I say this is the most romantic scene in cinematic history

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

BAN LED HEADLIGHTS!!!!!! i don’t like em. my eyes hort

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

uber driver turned up the radio as dancing queen started playing…yeah he gets me

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

@luisjavierceja literally omg

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

hmmm the way i tweeted the same sentiment months ago…this is a reoccurring issue

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

heartbreaking: bought bagels that were not pre-cut 💔

[zach k @zachkettlecorn]

(Shaboozey Tipsy voice)

Scooby Doo is always tryna solve a myst’ry
He’s the smartest effin’ dog in the hist’ry

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I feel deeply connected to her due to a shared compulsion to make every possible thing about ourselves

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

why would you sell unsliced bagels…why would you do that

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

has the google earth car ever gotten into an accident

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

yes bro eat excel take it away

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

heartbreaking: bought bagels that were not pre-cut 💔

[໊ @sonohoor]

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

[🕊️ @__ella___ella__]

I am the one thing in life I can control. I am inimitable I am an original. I'm not falling behind or running late. I'm not standing still I am lying in wait.

[anna 🦭 @_annapickett]

i’m sat, the theater employees are scared and telling me to leave because it’s “not may yet” but i’m simply too sat

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘FRIENDSHIP’, a new comedy movie starring Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson.

In theaters this May.