ismael

Donde hay patrón no manda marinero 👨‍✈️⚓️ MM ig=d_von_0

[ismael @_anotherdev]

Bocas por cumplir, metas por callar.

[KPop Zigger Hunter @IhateMerkel22]

Typa shi i been on

[flunxo2 @flunxo2]

🟨 TRAIN 🚂 🟨

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

GTA 6 fans are paying eBay scalpers over retail price for pre-orders, despite there being no shortage

Pre-orders on eBay are selling for over $130, with some standard editions selling for the same price as the Ultimate Edition

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

im geeked off 4 perc 30s and theirs 2 big ass birds fighting at my blackjack table 😭

[ismael @_anotherdev]

Soy ese

[Ethan 🛸 💜 @misoethan]

This is my friends car 😭
He did not know it says “erection” 💦

[ceiling bird @ceilingbirdbeep]

Are you doing your part?

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

The AAA gaming industry every 5 minutes

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

Love to see some positivity on the TL

[ismael @_anotherdev]

El PC te evitaría tanto cacharro ahí, además de emular todo Nintendo. Un saludo

[Coch3_ 🇲🇽 🎮 🟥🟦🟩 @Coch3Kirbo]

@humorcures 🤡🫵🏻 y la PC solo sirve para enviar correos NO SIRVE PARA NADA MAS 🤡🫵🏻

[muzo @ibnetrooommm47]

everyone hates ai until its a cat

[Javier @foxaenjoyer]

A mí alguien me va a tener que explicar por qué decimos que es una plaga cuando un barrio tiene 1.000 palomas pero decimos que es “enriquecimiento cultural” cuando Madrid tiene más de 1 millón de sudamericanos