JayKay

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

If we’ve seen each other naked, and then run into each other in public and you pretend you don’t know me I will wink and give you finger-guns to make it as weird as possible.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

girls want one thing and it’s the house from practical magic

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Alert the media, he made dumplings from scratch.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Not to put the horse before the cart but we both have the same favorite bird so, yeah, I’d marry him.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Ask me if I downloaded a dating app just so I can set my location in the Olympic village.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Not to put the horse before the cart but we both have the same favorite bird so, yeah, I’d marry him.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Watching my dog get old is maybe the most painful feeling I’ve ever felt.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@adrifrann what does JD stand for

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

We might as well just vote tomorrow.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

I know we had a tornado today but I had a s*x dream about Jim Carrey last night so I feel like the news channels need to get their priorities straight.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

I watched the DCC doc on Netflix and just saw the Savannah Bananas annnnnd… these baseball boys are better performers and you can tell Charlotte Jones I said that.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Anyone else ever wonder where the Jersey Shore guy from the Subway at Elmwood and Forest ended up? 👀

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@divasprklz Idk how I’m expected to do the corporate challenge with people from work when I need to be settling in for Bridgerton

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Efficient workers got punished with more work

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Porchfest on Saturday = trash everywhere on Sunday.

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@divasprklz I only have four cousins

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@adrifrann Someone told me I looked like her (I do not and have not ever) but it’s still one of my top 3 favorite compliments

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@adrifrann I had a LiveJournal AND a DeadJournal

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@divasprklz I’ve got fomo

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

Men just go to therapy so they can say “I go to therapy”

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@divasprklz Yessss I know this by heart ❤️

[JayKay @_anydamnthing]

@mattromney2016 Pics or it didn’t happen