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[8 @_anzaku]

It’s okay, I’m probably stalking you too.

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

From side chick to wife is crazy because now you have to perform every day for a man who already showed you what happens when he is no longer happy.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

If you bill me this period, I fit commit suicide leave note say na you kill me.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Beautiful unphotogenic women….im sorry technology has failed you

[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

Copying is a big problem in Nigeria 💀🫠

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

I hate this man so much

[Emmanuella Musonda @EmmaMusonda2]

To be in the first round of a pyramid scheme🤲🏾💀

[𝖉 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇵🇹 @fwdokun]

omo i envy una wey no get asymmetric face.

no video me with back camera o my mouth go shift go one side.

[schrodinger’s gadus @benxta_]

nigerian brands love having websites that jus don’t work

[Manuel🦅 @ManuelX9999]

In Nigeria, a moving man may meet bandits.

[Gentile News Network™ @Gentilenewsnet]

Epstein

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“My boyfriend’s friend said he likes you”

Your boyfriend nko, na that one I like

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[kuno @kunoo]

The life of a profitable trader:

[Victoria Nyanzi @victoria_nyanzi]

I’m convinced that everyone should take a big swing at some point in their life and experience what it’s like to truly go all in on a meaningful pursuit otherwise they grow bitter with age.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

[Merit @_ejiro_m]

You are sorry ke?? I don already start to dey spoil your name oo. 😭😂

[Attahiru Dan-Ali @malan90]

NGO job will have you moving from an aircraft to a motorcycle and from a 5 star hotel to the remotest village within a span of 24 hours.