ariel

i have a big head and little arms

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

[MAIYANICOLE @BlkGrlsSmllGood]

Black girls quote this with your favorite baby picture 🧸🎀

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

*opens eyes at 9 am*
me: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

[Man 🐳 @mannyvizz]

only hot chicks love pickles

[Buzzy Cohen @buzztronics]

Keep going.

You may not get "there," but you'll get somewhere, and, chances are, you'll like it.

[Ruth Geye @RuthGeye]

every beautiful woman is allowed to believe 3-5 ridiculous things

[Most @Most]

Replace all songs with their Glee Cast versions

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

women are incredible. I love women

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i personally think i am the coolest person to ever exist

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Having a fat ass really brightens up my mood.... like yeah I’m having a shitty day but my ass is still fat

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

whoever cancelled this show...your mom’s a hoe.

[choyce @choycebrown]

cant trust you if you don’t like spaghetti

[Darien™ 🧊 @darienmeshell]

Everyone in the foster care system should know this 👁👄👁

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.

[ariel @_arielwhite]

@mwiddy_ BLOCKED

[ariel @_arielwhite]

topography

[Robin Bravender @rbravender]

Does everyone else remember how they lost the spelling bee? What word knocked you out?

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

the hate for "Yummy" got so overwhelming that everyone wrote off that Justin Bieber album this year but that shit was fire fr

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

ugh i love when black people