Ariana

[Syd @fcknsyd]

I actually cannot believe my cardiologist accidentally wrote in my medical records that I take 30mg of METHAMPHETAMINE daily instead of AMPHETAMINE.

Has every doctor I've seen since 2022 think I do 30mg of METH daily????

[solé @layxsnv]

Coach in their bag LITERALLY 🍒🖤

[Girlala 🎀 @xmarjaveya]

I don’t text my friends Goodmorning or nothing, I just start talking 😂😂😂

[M O N A E @badassmonae_]

After a certain age, being a bad partner is just embarrassing. Sooo you didn’t do any work on yourself? No introspection, no healing, no growth… just basking in your toxicity huh?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[Steve @thahumorguy]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

Diddy is not going to go down by himself. Prepare to see your faves in nasty lights.

[Sarpa Agrippina @NicholasSoames]

Even when you “pass” a test by removing someone from your life the universe will send you someone extremely similar to see if you’ve really learned your lesson 😭

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐚🎀 @apdabrat_]

Y’all forgot the turtle won the race. Stay humble. Stay consistent. Stay focused.

[glizzy mcguire @cleptocowgirl]

This explains so much

[The Black Lexi Howard @erykatweets]

They could never make me hate you

[lauren @laurenashastro]

“not a girls girl” omggggggg just call her a bitch and grow up

[vyn dya (vin/die/ya) @melaninsensei]

I can not stress this enough: STRETCH. You're not getting 'old'. You don't stretch your body.

[jynx @jynxbby]

no contact really is easy when you realize they're actually losers

[jynx @jynxbby]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed:

[𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💋 @s_chiomaa]

The way men switch up really needs to be studied. This week you’re in love w me, next week I can’t even get a conversation out of you.