Laura

life enthusiast, math teacher, music lover, believer in good, world explorer, yogi/RYT, eats more donuts than the average human-views & opinions are my own

[Laura @_aruaLG]

If you enjoy being completely winded after performing the most basic tasks, I cannot recommend pregnancy enough.

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Hey @HiltonHotels, current @HiltonHonors member staying at your historic downtown Chicago hotel and umm this is disgusting?

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BREAKING: Every mediocre white guy you went to high school with thought the halftime show sucked.

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History will talk about MAGA America the way it talks about nazi Germany.

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Every year I like to name one birthday wish as “well that was random.” This year the guy I sat next to in Calc 1 my freshman year of college who I’ve had zero interactions with since other than being connected on LinkedIn took an early lead.

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Sure do wish conservatives were as enraged about gun violence in this country as they are about a Cracker Barrel rebrand!

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Will definitely not be recommending in the future and are now in the market for a more dependable tracking collar.

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Super disappointed in @fi_dogs. Traveling with our pup, so collar is super important. He got his waterproof collar wet and it has been “offline” ever since with a light that won’t turn on. Only way to reset it is with a base, but we are traveling and don’t have it.

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lol @AmericanAir auto assigned my fiancé with two seats not next to each other but don’t worry we could pay to upgrade to the worst seats on the plane (very back, no recline, questionable bathroom odors)

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I appreciate and respect that Jimmy Carter looked at 2025 and was like, “Hard pass.”

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Still waiting for the Chinese restaurant that I ordered from Christmas Day 2020 on a lonely Covid Christmas to call me to tell me my order is ready for pickup.

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Anyway Merry Christmas to the guy in front of me in my lifting class today and a friendly reminder that The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt said it best when she said females are strong as hell.

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Preface: fitness is not a competition and I hope everyone finds a way to move their body that they enjoy

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And then very early on he realizes he talked a big game and can’t hang.

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Being a teacher in this country is wild because the stranger next to me at the gym (who is an ER doc apparently) found out I was a teacher and immediately wanted to make sure I have a tourniquet kit in my classroom and know how to use it in case of a mass casualty event.

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For the first time in my 12 year career, I just saw a former student in public who called me by my FIRST NAME and let me tell ya, it was weird for both of us.

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I appreciate the way NPR says “this is a bad pick” without saying “this is a bad pick.”

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Honestly don’t want to talk to or hear from the majority of men for 7-10 business days minimum.