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[🍉 @_asad__1]

@NIP_RL @EWC_EN @Its_MotorNex fingers crossed

[NIP Rocket League @NIP_RL]

CALLING ALL OF OUR NON-EU FANS, FANCY COMING AROUND? 👀

We're giving away FIVE fully paid trips to come watch us in Paris for #EWC26 🇫🇷

All you have to do its:

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Giveaway closes Sunday 14th at 23:59 CEST! Terms and conditions below ⬇️

[🍉 @_asad__1]

@jamalfarida41 @Its_MotorNex my day got ruined, so I'll ruin yours as well

[🍉 @_asad__1]

"Thank you people of India"

[DesiEsco🇮🇳 @DesiEsco7]

Iran is launching missiles with "Thankyou People of india" written over it.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Randy Orton ~ very evil

[NiK @Oye_Nik]

40-50 lakh ke budget mein car leni hai. Koi suggestion de sakta hai ki itne paise kahan se laun?

[🍉 @_asad__1]

@RipleyRelevancy Uninstall. RIGHT. NOW.!

[َ @kohlism_18]

Krde expire bsdk nhi khana tera pizza madarchod @dominos

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

as a jew i feel very comfortable saying that i have absolutely no sympathy for isreal. free palestine

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

og this. og that. what about my og love

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

ye indians kyu itni chinta kar rahe hai mexico ki.. rey mysterio ke elava hum jaante kisko hai udhar

[🍉 @_asad__1]

@Delhiite_ Very poor choice of words

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him...

So he walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why are you looking so blue?"

The man replies, "I just found out my wife is cheating on me. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death. I'll have some whiskey, please."

The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you kill yourself."

The man asks, "Well, what would you do in my situation?"

The bartender thinks for a bit and says, "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.

A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous. Suddenly, the man walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face.

"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.

"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey, please."

[J O H N @RomanEra0]

WWE Champions in the Last 2 Years...

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Got bloody arrested last night for beating up a Muslim lad at a party. He started counting backwards from 10 and I just lost it…

Completely forgot I was at a New Year’s Eve party

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

I’ve summarized all the most important findings in the Epstein files release in this thread.

Buckle up (1/776)

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@bikash1376 Dont forget to zip up

[🍉 @_asad__1]

@stats_feed Since when hummus is israeli ?? They stealing dishes now 🤨