Wake up.
Open presents.
Spurs vs Knicks at 12.
Packers vs Bears at 1.
Heat vs Celtics at 2:30.
Bills vs Broncos at 4:30.
Sixers vs Lakers at 5.
Thunder vs Wolves at 8.
Rams vs Seahawks at 8:15.
Nuggets vs Warriors at 10:30.
Santa came through.
Christmas Day is absolutely insane.
People who run marathons on Thanksgiving day...
You're not better than us.
You want to impress me, eat a full plate, then toss a dime to your cousin running a post route while being triple covered by your uncles.
Then you'll have my respect.