dave 

we can go band 4 band

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

The resemblance is so bloody unreal 😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Cristiano Ronaldo in 2026

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Goals Side @goalsside]

“I AM NOT MESSI” 🎬🗣️

[Sandz. @uMaster_Sandz]

My goat is about to explain himself when he gets home. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models.

Here’s what this means for you:

Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error.

On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models.

We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Incroyable ça ! 🤩🇿🇦🇲🇽

16 ans après, QUINONES A CÉLÉBRÉ COMME TSHABALALA. 🕺 https://t.co/tiaL5Zc8Jz

[The Cybersecurity guy @cyber__razz]

Watch!

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

My friend blocked me after this conversation. 😭

[gids @gidikariuki]

We need a World Cup in China during our lifetime

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Let me go a little deeper on this

When Uber came to Nigeria, they were not only giving out bonuses to drivers, they were also giving mad bonuses to riders too

Then Unilag students were everywhere using the services basically for free

A driver would create a rider’s account, add the promo code and request it himself

It didn’t end there o…

They developed a process called simulation using a fake GPS manipulator called 'Lockito' and did not have to move their car at all to make money

I will explain

So imagine having an app that allows you to take a trip from point A to point B by manipulating the map?

They even used it on unsuspecting riders

So you are not driving the app is driving for you

Some drivers had multiple accounts for this and were making mad money from not driving

When this was discovered, the company added some security features like restricting a driver’s licence to a single user, building a firewall to detect third-party apps, cancelling all promo codes (I mean there used to be ₦15k promo codes), and removing the ₦1k cancellation fees, etc

It was a mad time 🤣🤣🤣

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

The next generation of Apple Intelligence powers an entirely new Siri: making the apps and experiences you rely on across iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Apple Vision Pro more personal and helpful than ever.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

525,000 a year
10,000 a week
1,400 a day.

​These are the number of men that die by suicide.

​Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

​To every man reading this: you are not a burden, and you do not have to carry the weight of the world alone. Speaking up is real strength.

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we all had a dream like this before

[Siaseema☠️☠️ @SiaKolan203]

Face of South African football 🔥🔥🔥😭

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Peter Drury next season after we sign Mateus Fernandes:

Mateus to Cunha, Cunha to Bruno, Bruno to Fernandes, Fernandes to Matheus, and Matheus back to Mateus.

[Dasen Thathiah @DasenThathiah]

Police have arrested a foreign national and recovered over R440 000 in drugs and other items in an operation this evening.

The Nigerian man was found in Lamontville, allegedly with cocaine.

He is linked to drug dealing in that area, as well as Umlazi, Chatsworth and Umbilo.

After he was interrogated, he led the team - consisting of the SAPS Economic Infrastructure Task Team, Provincial Drug and Firearm Unit, SAPS eThekwini District and Excellerate K9 Unit - to his flat in Umbilo.

There, officers found crystal meth, drug manufacturing equipment and cash.

The suspect’s passport and vehicle were also confiscated.

He is due in court soon.

@eNCA