Chicken Thicclet 🐔

I identify as a threat. My pronouns are ✨try/me✨ My anxiety is chronic but this 🍑 is iconic.🫶🏻💅🏼🧍🏻‍♀️

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

He has domestic aggravated assault charges now.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

I saw the guy who was my last situationship, lived with me for four months, and had the audacity to fuck another girl in MY BED, where he was living FOR FREE (confronted him, he denied it) downtown with a DIFFERENT girl.
At what point do I tell her to run FAR and run FAST??

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

for fuck’s sake can something romantic happen to me

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

One of my favorite recent memories was when I told a guy I was talking to that I wasn’t interested in him anymore because he made a homophobic comment about my friend. And he proceeded to respond VERY normally by saying I was “ran thru” because of my snap score.
Girl okay and???

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Was walking down town with a friend last night and was standing at a crosswalk waiting to cross. A car full of girls pull up and roll down their windows and YELL “YOURE BEAUTIFUL.” “YOU LOOK AMAZING.”
So shout out to those girls, you made my day. 🫶🏻

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

@heymrholman And this is why we sit with our grief and we work through it everyday. But we don’t let it consume us. When it consumes us, we leave in more ways than one. But, you’re here. And I’m so happy you’re still with us. 💕

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

@ZanderTheGood This screams insecure to me. Like what, now I’m not allowed to be funny with other people???? That’s crazyyyyyy.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Another poll about the SAME dude (we’re just friends now). Sent him a video of my female friend and he asked me “yo, you wanna hook me up with her? She seems like a good fuck.” And I said “hey pls don’t hit on my friends in a derogatory manner.”
Who was in the wrong?

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Lemme do a poll. Say, you have sex with someone. RIGHT after, both of you are laying in bed and see they’re messaging someone, who is the gender of person they’re interested in, AND who’s name they have accidentally called you, big deal? Or, blow it off?

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

@heymrholman ENOUGH

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

One of my coworkers assumed I was 23.
I said “no, I’m actually 28.” And she goes “huh???”
And I said what I always say when people assume my age
“yeah, it’s usually the acne and immaturity that really throw people off.”
And she says “well it wasn’t the immaturity” 🫠🤣

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

I just went to the store and spent $20 on menstrual related products (midol, pads, and tampons).
Literally why the fuck am I paying for this. This shit needs to be free because there’s no reason I need to spend $20 every month for the rest of my life on this shit.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

A shitload of stimulants.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

I’ve lived in three different spaces since graduating college. And EVERY YEAR in July/August the AC goes out in each of them. The temp is set at like 69 or 70 so it’s not even frigid but I have no idea what I’m doing wrong man. 🥲

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

One thing I will say about the Barbie movie was that it was so unserious in the best way possible. It was so camp. I haven’t been to a movie in years where everyone in the crowd was laughing, like big belly laughs, through out the whole show. 10/10.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Hey, do you have like, any fucking idea how mental illness works??

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Joined Facebook dating recently.
I’m 28 years old and this is making me cackle that this is where I’m at in life.
Because if I don’t laugh about it I’m going to cry lol

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

MAJOR “the office” energy.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

@heymrholman Is it because I post too much food? Is it because I posted about my previous property manager? Is it because I post too many threads? My life is a continuous train of thought and I need to categorize them. Don’t shame me twitter!!

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

What did I do. What happened.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

@heymrholman Is it because I was lowkey a lil drunk the other night and found the “wild TikTok screenshots” page and was crying laughing at some of the tweets so I liked most of them??

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Black bean enchiladas. (I also made pico de gallo and lime crema but I ate the food all put together before I could get a picture.)

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Typical white people flex of their unseasoned and subpar food but I like it and I’m still gunna flex it. It’s all homemade and I’m trying to get back into the things I love, one of which is cooking.

[Chicken Thicclet 🐔 @_asherdoodle]

Hello fresh meal. Pork Sausage Cavatappi Bolognese with roasted zucchini and Parmesan.
It was in this moment I realized I do not like pork or any type of meat really. 🙃