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Coffee drinker by day, gin drinker by night.
I like music more than I like most people.

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[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Learned about something called a "glimmer" recently. It's the opposite of a trigger. A tiny moment that makes you feel good. Coffee hitting right. Sun on your face. Your dog losing its mind when you walk in the door. Most of us are trained to scan for threats all day. Flip that. Start scanning for glimmers. Same exact life starts feeling completely different.

[meghan @deloisivete]

What wine pairs best with monitoring the situation

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii]

Six years ago was our last normal week, and none of us even saw it coming.

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

@CeolaB when it's our time to go.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A capybara and tapir who become best friends have been euthanized together due to age-related health problems

Newquay Zoo took the decision to ensure “neither animal would experience isolation following the loss of a companion”

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

It's becoming increasingly difficult to take any of this *waves around* seriously anymore.

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

@CeolaB a game for us!

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Capybara Simulator announced

The game lets you play as a capybara and just exist peacefully in beautiful forests, swimming and watching sunsets with no goals or pressure.

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

JFC. ChatGPT hates to see a new Instagram trend coming. Y'all really out here using AI for pure nonsense, huh? In 2026. We're really fucking doomed as a species. It's just natural selection at this point.

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

I'm sick of regular news - this is what I want all my news to look like.

[The Associated Press @AP]

When a camera went missing during a shoot in the Arctic circle, the AP crew found it among sled dogs they'd been filming with earlier. A dog had taken it and had also hit record.

[Chef Brigette @chefbrigetterj]

🚨 Thread of Hurricane Melissa relief efforts to help our Jamaican 🇯🇲 brethren, add if you find more:

[sarah @sahouraxo]

“There is no superior race.”

“There is no ‘chosen people of God’.”

“It is neither the United States nor Israel.”

“The ‘chosen people of God’ is all of humanity.”

—President of Colombia, Gustavo Petro

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

I read a review on Reddit that said they felt like the whole review was a PSA for locking your car doors, and I feel like, yup, that just about sums it up lol
cc: @CeolaB

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zach Cregger’s ‘WEAPONS’ opens with $70M worldwide.

• Budget was $38M

• One of the biggest global openings for an original film in the past decade

Read our review: https://t.co/qEZJMrcYxK

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

Today on, "Is it Digicel's network or are people genuinely not answering their phones?!"

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

New @BurialUK on @Hyperdub just when we needed it most 💓 :: https://t.co/9KrSX0zqFO

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I'm sorry if this is antisemitic but I think it's wrong to deliberately starve thousands of children to death.

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

People are flabbergasted that a machine built with the sole purpose of recognizing patterns in data is recognizing patterns in data.

[s a n d z @_ashes____]

@buhdahwee Somebody really needs to study the way we pander to all the wrong people.

[TEDx @TEDx]

The 7 types of rest that every person needs:

https://t.co/AXzi8ZZBSj