ash ✨️

eldritch being (sexy)

(she/they)

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

second one kinda looks like a mugshot whoops #neveraloneLGBTQ

[ollie🖇 @MASSC0NVULSI0NS]

they can do whatever they want but just please dont make me go back to milton keynes

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

this kid on the train just asked me for my hotspot so he could tell his family that we're delayed by about 15 minutes, but what i forgot is that my hotspot is called "yell penis for password" and said password is Sk1nnyPen15

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Cars 2 plot was too advanced for a kids film💀

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

@femmenart ikr!! life is crazy

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

this photo where my partner is sat behind me on the right, taken months before we actually met for the first time>>>

[nn. @eternaldroplets]

i always love to hear a story where two lovers realized that they had been in the same place at the same time before they officially met. like oh, the world has been wanting you two to meet all this time. it's just as eager as you are, but it must wait for the right moment.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

timeline cleanser! rt these cute cats

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

POP CRAVE DO NOT MENTION HER AGAIN

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Everyone at the company makes 70k, they share all profits, and they make decisions democratically. There is another way to do things.

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

getting a burn line from your tote bag strap is the bisexual equivalent of being branded as a witch

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

gay test

[cúnla ní ḃ moss @nibmoss]

idk i don’t think gory images work as motivation to quit smoking, i feel like positive reinforcement could be more encouraging

[RileySmiley | give me $20 @malkobutchway]

She's got a life of her own and it shows by the Benz
She drives at 90 by the

[latke @latkedelrey]

it’s so wild to be like “she was married to a nazi” and completely leave out that she was a poor jewish teenager who married an older man and then had to escape the marriage omg

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

you are not mentally prepared for andrew tate to make a kind of pro trans argument using the most misogynistic and transphobic statements possible.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

Bi men who are currently dating women are still LGBT, they just can't use Hamon as effectively

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

it has been a Year

[ash ✨️ @_ashes_to_asher]

my dad got me into Radiohead when i was 14 and so when they were my top artist of the year i told him, and all he had to say was "my god there are some depressed people in this world" ...