*eats half a bag of chips*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
me- oOooH GeT tHeSe ThInGs AwAy FrOm mE
*needs to get past someone*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
Me, a Midwesterner: “Ope, I’m just gonna squeeeezy past ya real fast haha”