Ashley Bailey

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I hate that passport stamps are slowly becoming a thing of the past. They were one of the coolest little souvenirs you could collect without even trying. Now half the time you just scan your face, walk through a gate, and that’s it. Kind of depressing if you ask me. That shit genuinely pisses me off.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[carp @ BASEBALL @thirtyskeletons]

out of state concert goers finding out that meriweather post pavilion is not in the District of Columbia but just straight up Columbia will never not be funny to me

[♡ @landotwelvewins]

“lando hasn’t managed to finish the last 6 of 7 canadian grand prix”

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[ReelTok Podcast @reeltokpodcast]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” i saw 4 movies at the theater this week with AMC A-List

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

[luce⁵³ ⚾️๋࣭ ⭑ @seiderstories]

logging on to talk shit about other teams during the playoffs while mine is already hitting the golf course

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

[River - AP3 || #MVPaige @annabethpond3]

...why is it called march madness if the big games are in april?

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

You fall behind on laundry one time and suddenly it’s 3 months later and you still haven’t caught up

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me at the cinema alone

[芽依 @Mei22542]

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

why was texting so fun when we was younger? that shit is a task now 😭😂