ak

[stargirl @ono4si]

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Kat Coffin Author @KatinOxford]

Me at ChatGPT:

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling kind of lonely today. maybe i should open instagram and see 8 different people i know from college getting married

[jo @notafan_jo]

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[grovy @grovymango]

27 is an old age. 31 is a younger age.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you’re my age and you’re announcing something you recently accomplished? But did you consider how that would make me, a jealous bitch, feel?

[ak @_ashleykuhn]

At this rate my annual performance review is just going to go like this:

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[$ @Hnzdz]

I should've bought a house in 2007 instead of cranking that Soulja Boy

[pay | debutation era 💚🖤 @daylightx13_]

guess what, I’m chronically online AND have a salary position at my 7:30-5 big girl corporate job. it’s called versatility look it up

[ak @_ashleykuhn]

@KraushTakes Personally I have to thank Chuck E. Cheese for my years of training

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[ak @_ashleykuhn]

I fear how accurate this song would be since recently I’ve very much been preoccupied with 2005 (listening to my Click Five CD in my car) (3 days after going to an Avril Lavigne/Simple Plan concert)

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

The song “1985” by Bowling for Soup turned 20 this year. That means if they wrote the song now, she would be preoccupied with 2005.

[dan @cig_influencer]

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater