ash🚮

my life is just one big bobs burgers reference dog/cat mom 🐾

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Oscar interrupted my selfie sesh for a nap. Priorities.

[mummy @taylandfrench]

At the end of the day, I’m really glad that my boyfriend is my boyfriend

[em @girlfr0g]

got they asses

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

I had a huge life changing experience this last week and I have come to realize I’m not Ashley anymore. For now I go by Ash, unless I decide to go by something else. Please do not call me Ashley, she’s not here anymore.

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Cleaned tf out of my apartment today and I’m convinced it’s cleaner now then it was when we moved in- I’m TRULY my fathers daughter

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Quarantine- does makeup just to lay on the couch

[Jack ~ Daily Giveaways @JackTheGifter]

@pulte Due to #COVID19 known as #Coronavirus Ill be sending the FIRST 2000 people to like & retweet this & Follow Me $25-$5000 through CashApp, PayPal, Apple Pay #, Venmo or Zelle 🏦 (drop all tags in comments) 🙏‼️#Cashappblessing
#CashAppCodeGreen ✨BLESSINGS ✨

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Blunts, bubble bath and Mac Miller. I’m positive there’s no better combo

[baddie. @__yagirlsarah]

Niggas from highschool be like........ “I always wanted to fwy” NO TF YOU DIDNT. BYE

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

I’m tired of mf like these blaming servers for their “bad career choice” when this is the first time this extreme closure has happened. I have many co-workers who’ve made serving A LIVING

Without us your date night/ night out would not be as desirable. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK

[👻👻zach👻👻 @manbat4841]

@toomuchnikki @CorinnaKopf Should have picked a better career

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

I was on the phone w my dad and he was reading me off letters and he goes “X- as in extra”

Lol close but not quite

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

I’ve cried 7 times in the last hour, the first 6 were reasonable but number 7 was simply because of a puppy on my tl....

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Ok season 17 of KUWTK, when they’re in Costa Rica having a family dinner and Reign yells “can we pray???” And says his little prayer literally melted my heart.

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

My new favorite video on the internet simply because Tony Gonzalez is telling me everything’s gonna be okay, i feel so much better already🥺

[NFL @NFL]

These are challenging times for the world, but with every challenge comes an opportunity to be strong. #StayHomeStayStrong

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

Maaaan this bitch sophie 🤣

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

“Like he got bit by something or... poisoned.. by a........ tree.....??

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

My mom told me since I’m unemployed and have no money she’d pay me to do chores and I had a hard flash back to when I was 15 and she realized I’d only do them when I get paid for it 😂😂

[ash🚮 @_ashleylance]

@aubviouslynot My co-worker took the last donut and I didn’t even get one 😤