Ashley

either I’m funny or my life is a joke. it’s probably both 💕✌🏾

[Ashley @_ashleyt7]

“4, 3, 2 fucking busy.” @Beyonce

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Anna✩‧₊˚ @_4freakshow]

The way Sophie Cunningham never goes viral for being a good basketball player

[𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝 @WfromDeBall]

This disgusts me to my core

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

"LETS F*CKIN GO!" is basically just Allahu Akbar for white boys

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every day is a new and wonderful opportunity to look like absolute shit.

[Tia NEVER Tamera @TiaNEVERTamera]

WB TV LINEUP IN THE 2000
We. Were. FED.

[The Rev. Dr. Auntie Michelle She/Her @iamn0tthe1]

I swear. Every time I see Marc Anthony in still photos I swear he’s scrawny and homely, then that man starts singing and suddenly he’s sexy as all get out and I understand how he pulled Miss Universe and JLo.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[Germano @germano_ka]

eu tweetando que odeio homens enquanto estou assim

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

He did nothing wrong.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[Ashley @_ashleyt7]

@lauren_cole07 Hi hellooooo!

[lauren @lauren_cole07]

Where are the Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson fans who have been here since 1998, who know the lore, the multiple layers to this like the backs of their hands

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[row @westxallens]

funniest part of the reunion was the entire cast stating that amanda has no friends #SummerHouse

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s literally stealing OUR money to pay HIS fucking goons for attacking OUR capitol FOR him.