Ashley Catanzarite

too much panic, not enough disco

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

I’ll say I’m quitting caffeine and then use iced coffee to swallow an Excedrin migraine tablet 3 hours later

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“Yeah I had breakfast today”

The breakfast:

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Just moved back to the Midwest so I went to Menards because it’s cheaper than therapy

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

“Crying over club crackers on a Friday night”

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Why isn’t there a song about a reusable, eco-friendly bag drifting through the wind

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Dreading the day mask mandates end and I can no longer hide my attitude behind a KN95

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Just saw a rat carrying an entire Pringles can???

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Maybe it’s just me but there’s somethin liberating about starting the new year single 🥳

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

I’m having a self-care day and by self-care day I mean I got my covid booster

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

today i’ve only consumed espresso and as a result i’m on the verge of either a major breakthrough or a mild heart attack

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

The leaves are crunchy and I’m wearing a hoodie

I am 🍂thriving🍁

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

My parents flew 600 miles to visit me in DC just to excitedly yell things like “that’s my insurance company” and “look, there’s construction”

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Very sorry to the person who lives in the apartment below me while I am low key panic pacing about a presentation

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Time to play today’s game of “why do I have a headache”

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Living in the city is exciting because you can’t always tell whether someone is on an AirPods phone call or is talking to themselves

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Currently making the single worst financial decision of my life, wish me luck

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

Update: the basil all pretty much died but the mint is thriving so there is still hope for normal mojitos

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

I accidentally planted sweet basil and chocolate mint in the same pot. Stay tuned for updates on the worlds weirdest mojitos.

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Ashley Catanzarite @_ashleyy_c]

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