Alice Heiress

Alone in this crowded room

[Alice Heiress @_ashlieharris]

If you don't know how to play euchre are you even from Michigan?

[Alice Heiress @_ashlieharris]

I wish I could go back to 5 minutes ago before updating my phone to iOS 26.2. @Apple, it’s over.

[Alice Heiress @_ashlieharris]

@LoneStarChica Make lemonade

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what you doing this weekend”

me: enjoying my rent

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me rewatching my comfort show for the millionth time

[Hippie Sabotage @HippieSabotage]

sometimes this life will give you lemons and you still just fuck it up

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad’s keyboard

[Alice Heiress @_ashlieharris]

For my best friend @RebeccaGatrell @niceshirtthanks this is perfection. 🙌🏼

[Alice Heiress @_ashlieharris]

@RobinsonElle59 I think a lot of them where just cranky to feel obligated to take their partners out because of the holiday and took it out on anyone they could because they were even cold to each other! It was weird vibes all around haha

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

it’s officially “once i’m home i’m not coming back out” season