sgarbage johansson

California native. Digital marketer. Instant film enthusiast. 🍉☕️🚴🏻‍♀️🍕🎮👩🏻‍🍳♎️📸

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

My family: why do you have such a hard time opening up? Why do you need to speak to a therapist about your problems?

Also my family to their entire household anytime I try to confide in one of them:

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

I live somewhere where it’s been over 100 degrees for over a month now. Literally everyone sits in their cars here. Just left Target - I’m sitting in my car. Lady next to me? Sitting in her car. I can see several others sitting in their cars.

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

I would never recommend flying with @AmericanAir. Praying our flight tonight doesn’t get further delays or canceled.

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

People of the internet: I come to you to tell you about the absolutely awful experience my husband and I have had with @AmericanAir for the last 3 days. We had booked flights months in advance to fly to Michigan to attend our niece’s bell ringing ceremony after beating leukemia.

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

So to sum it up: we have spent nearly $1,400 now with @AmericanAir for what should have been a week long trip that has now turned into 4 days and the only thing we are being offered is $24 for food that requires us to wait in line for 2 hours. Absolutely ridiculous.

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

HI! California native in NY for the first time. Well technically I’m NJ rn but I thought it was suppose to be expensive out here. Wtf is this?!

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

@brookklyn Thanks, Brooke! Hope things are going well. ♥️

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

Ugh! It should be criminal how in love I am with this man. Makes me sick… with love. ♥️😩💍

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

@crowdbooing Thank you, Mauls! 🥰

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

Um… HELLO! Adorable.

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

OBSESSED!!!!! I love this game.

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‘Why did you do that with your fingers? Don’t you know what that means?’ ♥️

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

@yaya6672 Thanks! Same to you. I know you got married in October right?

[sgarbage johansson @_ashsaysno]

Just riding back to the hotel with my husband.

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@crowdbooing Thanks, Molly! 🥰