Ashton Beard

Living to love well, say true things, and remember. Russ Beard’s biggest fan.

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If time dances, and I'm certain it does, today it dances the jitterbug.

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maternity leave is just me not getting any sleep and watching an ungodly amount of “married at first sight” and sharing all my opinions to my sleeping newborn.

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got our hospital bill back last night and realized my funeral would have been cheaper. 😅

(still grateful for insurance and to be alive and well, but wow why is healthcare so expensive?)

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@natedotexe prime rentals are no joke 😮‍💨

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@natedotexe It’s like a mating call

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@natedotexe I’m calling them my exes and Russ is confused

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@HGKThompson would love to hear your thoughts on “the worst person in the world” if you’re taking recs!

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I’m so glad he calls me for these kind of questions and insights. I totally get it.

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My 4 y/o nephew just called and left me a vm. The message went as follows:

“Hi Ashton, why do people have to wear hats? I used to like Bowser but now I don’t. But I actually do like him. I had a dream last night that I had a buzz lightyear and it was not real, it was a dream.”

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Jamie Lee Curtis needs an award for her performer in The Bear. 🎤 🥵

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4 months into growing a human and here are some of my big takeaways:
- the human body/life is a wild miracle and
I’m thankful
- where is it hiding? (I often imagine he or
she is just constantly swimming around)
- whoa…
- wow!

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@Swagdalenagrace Haha I would love to have witnessed the slow realization 😂

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@natedotexe It hit me hard, too.

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@JB1257 wheb I thought they couldn’t give us more shocking news…lol

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@Swagdalenagrace this is so pure 🥹

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bby dddy ❤️‍🔥

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him: you better not be the perfect pre-springtime album that magically sounds like the sun is coming out after a dark and cold winter by encapsulating the complexities and capabilities of love in all forms while simultaneously exploring the beauty of the world around us all

me:

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@sophieh026 Thank you, my friend :,) I love you.

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bad scans and an era of shoulders

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@natedotexe Are you okay?

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@Swagdalenagrace I both love and hate this for us.

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Bevin is now a full-time mom and I am now a full-time answerer of her calls and FaceTimes with “sorry, I’m still at work” at 9am monday thru friday.