👁 ashley 👁

your local evil wench

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

Literally just slipped on a banana peel if you're wondering how my day is going

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

@JasterAlaina i would love an in depth gilmore girls discussion with you. could probably go for hours

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

@kellen73759682 the last one will be haunting my dreams

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

i do not dress for the male gaze, i dress for the girlys…. my hair dresser, the barista at the coffee shop, the shop associate at the mall, i want them to think i’m cute, i’m wearing my statement sweaters for them

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

if there’s one thing that i learned today, it’s that god gives his hardest avocados to his strongest soldiers

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

@bridget_byrne sometimes u need to date a normie it’s like a palate cleanse

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

everything bagel all at once

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

my roomba just locked itself in the bathroom with me while i was taking a shower

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

there are few things that feel better than being in my big fuzzy robe also under a big fuzzy blanket

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

@fooIishwench yes we will truly be living it up !!!

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

I Love Drinking Water

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

dude i love fattoush salads so much i ate 3 in the last week and i’m still craving one wtf do they put in those things

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

i love the feeling you get eating salad and constantly shoveling fork fulls of lettuce into my mouth and it makes you like a goat chewing on grass in a field in the south of france

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

@100000dogs how long u in richmond for i’ll be there over new years!!

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

sean and i got each other the exact same things for christmas and it made me cry it was so cute

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

i know i’m getting old bc watching my roomba clean just provided me over an hours worth of entertainment and i keep following it around the house watching it clean

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

being in love is one of the coolest things to ever happen to me

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

i love being 70 years old at heart and going to bed at 10 pm every night

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

never had more fun reading a list of synonyms

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

had my first phone interview today, now all please manifest a second interview for me!!!

[👁 ashley 👁 @_asimig]

applied for a very sick job today everyone please manifest that i secure an interview