mandi

787 | 801

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

just checked my bank account after prioritising my happiness

[mandi @_asofiaa_]

los de hilda deli

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[emo @emolian0]

tomando el camino más largo para escuchar más música

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first

[zahra.xo @zahrlovesyounot]

i cant even blame ovulation anymore. it's me, i'm the monster

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist

[Jovy @chimajovita]

Me calling someone back and hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as evidence that I tried

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder".
That isn't morality, it's misogyny https://t.co/z6kdbX6BUk

[Zion @zionszzn]

fuck sex can I do my British accent around u 😭 is that awroight wiff yeww

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Lista de fetiche:
- morar sozinho
- faculdade concluida
- estabilidade financeira
- viajar o mundo

[wani is the fairy at UTOPIA ⭕️🧚 @wanimikee]

“girl” is gender neutral to me.

[cole @wyacole]

The unemployed friend who's treating the World Cup like a full-time job.

[evil elly @laffodiI]

can I ask you a question forever

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

when your workweek is over but you still need to work for another 30 years https://t.co/dPWeu0OXCL