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UH Alumni 👩‍🎓

[ang @cybermrcury]

Can’t wait to be old with you solving crosswords together

[Myra✨ @thatgirlmyra_]

my hot baseball take for the immediate future: LET’S GO, YULI!!

[Jesus Estrada @JesusEstrada24]

Meeting up friends in Houston be like…

[Chris Wetz @CWRacing71]

Yes, we definitely needed a "Blue Alert" waking up the entire state of Texas at 4:50 AM for an incident that occured an 8 hour drive from me. They really just told me to look out for a middle aged white man wearing Blue Jeans...in Texas...

[Ava @heyxava]

Altuve showing up at Jim Crane’s office to make sure he’s working on Bregman’s contract

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

It's is now re-sign Alex Bregman season.

This is his home. Minute Maid Park is his home.

He said it after this hit.

#BringBackBregman

[larry lovestein @ethrealish]

a fucking blue alert at FOUR IN THE FUCKINF MORNING on my day off bitch do you think i’m fucking batman fuck you and that cop get the fuck out my phone

[Chris Baldwin @ChrisYBaldwin]

Jose Altuve on Astros free agent Alex Bregman: "I don't want to get into anything about last game with Breggy. Like I said, he's going to be our third baseman next year... In my mind, there's no chance this was his last game."

[Astros HQ @HOUAstrosHQ]

Yuli Gurriel has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

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scheduling playoff games
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[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

The Houston Astros streak of 7 consecutive ALCS appearances has come to an end.

Started with AJ Hinch. Ended with AJ Hinch.

The Houston Astros are no longer inevitable.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Go Texans

[Ava @heyxava]

It’s 1:30pm on a Wednesday. We have jobs, Greg.

[PNav🤘🏽 @PNav57]

“We’ve been facing elimination all year, this is nothing new.” Quote of the year by Breggy!!!

We down, but not out. Just Win TODAY!

LFG!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽

[Myra✨ @thatgirlmyra_]

OH FFS. Get him out & ban him forever.

[emily ! 🚂⚾️🏈🍊 @emilyuel]

AND YOU SCHEDULED AN ASTROS GAME IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WORKDAY YOU @#!&$@&#%!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

Houston, are you ready?

#Relentless

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

my boss: hey i need you to—

me at 1:31 pm:

[Houston Astros @astros]

We got you covered, H-Town.

[Ava @heyxava]

Good morning, y’all. Happy first day of OctStrober 😎