_astrobend

bet u miss me

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor that’s just not something I’d do

[໊ @sonohoor]

i grew up ugly so i had to be funny and then got hot in my twenties so that’s how i became perfect

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

the military just bought chatgpt btw. yes, I do think I’m better than you for having never used it

[user @user84829272]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[abigail * ੈ✩‧˚ @sugamoozi]

ducks that came to sleep beside me said to never kill yourself

[erica @ericanextdooor]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[taoki @justalexoki]

every person you love has a version of you in their head that is slightly wrong. when you die, that's all that's left of you, dozens of distorted echoes, none of them truly you, just fragments warped by their own biases and memories. you will never be truly known

[harjit singh .⁺˚✦･༓☀️ @_harjitsingh]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Hot take but most of you have perfectly pleasant jobs and are making your own life worse by performatively hating them

[_astrobend @_astrobend]

@LisaBarlow7 Not the same state!

[liz @lizboyfanclub]

ughhhhh I didn't fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[_astrobend @_astrobend]

👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The cavalry has arrived.

Men are voting in record numbers.

They now realize everything is at stake.