Abby Allen

25 | mama

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Damn he ain’t say he was broke he said he wanted people to play with him lmao

[reynolds woodpussy @CANNIBALMlLF]

finally real news

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

THE CHAMP IS HERE 😝 #UFC290

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me: I’m not that competitive

Also me during iMessage games:

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

“We still going tonight?”

Me:

[Charles Oliveira Fan 🇧🇷🌊 @Exclusive_wave]

For Charles staying at a high level for this long is why he's my goat 🐐 true veteran

[Abby Allen @_asue]

my name in my ex’s phone was “it’s brittney bitch”

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Picking deener up drunk from the bar on my pregnant scooter.

[Abby Allen @_asue]

i am snooki

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Pretending i broke my neck to get of my shift at the pizzeria to day drink.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how the hell do they know to do that

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Just spent money again... when does it end

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.