Alan S. Unis

Persistence is everything!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@elonmusk @cammipham For this reason, we will be "forever hostage to fortune".

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@elonmusk @cammipham Raising children is the singularly most important job that any human being can have! Yet we (meaning most civilized societies) don't educate or train people for the role of parent. We provide token support to new parents and we underfund, even penalize, any child care role.

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@LewLater Google Glass

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@MEPFuller Resistance is futile!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@brianrose "Hello, it's Allah. WTF are you doing to my Uyghurs?" Then China removed the post from public websites. Yosemite?

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@brianrose Tales from the Loop!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@WalshFreedom The peach of the tropics! I had the same delight with my first mango.

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@brianrose Trudat!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara Lay down with humans, get herpes, Chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc . . . sometimes killed. Choice is a good thing. But probability requires thought. And thought is the fire department of Passionville!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara If you can read this, you're following too close!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@brianrose ¡abre tus ojos!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@MKBHD https://t.co/RH1TosuLbv

Flying car, please.

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara Happy Fat Tuesday!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@brianrose Here you go!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara You can make aluminum foil hats to filter out any negative karma! Or . . .

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara Take it to the recycling center and buy a new roll of foil. Otherwise, you have to peel away one layer at a time until you get to a continuous and unblemished section of the roll.

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara I know that all who wander are not lost, but you gotta stop finding all these dragons! I'm sorry . . . Stay strong!

[Alan S. Unis @_asunis]

@ExplorerChara Looks nourishing, Chara. I hope you have some lemons or olives, just for a little fiber.

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@brianrose To Serve Man https://t.co/9NbaHZqwnn