Joey

Clock-cleaning time-hustler. Near-average intelligence. Sometimes I'm funny. I'm a weirdo with a bad memory.
Please Read My Tweets.

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@machelrillman I was going to make a joke earlier but this is even better than anything I could've imagined

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unbothered

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Hey @HelloWieners !!! Just because I've stopped posting doesn't mean I've stopped celebrating anniversaries. Happy EIGHTH anniversary of the last time I texted you!

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Hey @HelloWieners! Happy 7even Year Anniversary Of The Last Time I Texted You! 🥳7️⃣

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Hey @HelloWieners! Happy SIX (6) Year Anniversary Of The Last Time I Texted You!!!!!!

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Hey @HelloWieners! I'm so sorry I missed it but I had a lot going these past couple of weeks. Happy FIVE (5) year anniversary of the last time I texted you!! 🤗🥳

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@HelloWieners Happy 4 year Anniversary Of The Last Time I Texted You

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Hey @HelloWieners!
Happy One Year Anniversary Of The Last Time I Texted You!
🌭🐔

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@kayfabed ...hey yo

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@i_Lean Is it too late to ask for the inv code?

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unbothered

[rachel @rachelmillman]

Everyone doesn’t really enjoy Bluesky yet, which is fine because it’s dorky over there. solve this by giving your next invite code to the person you follow that gets everyone mad at them at least once every 2 months. we can make it work you just need to try

[ABASSI DUBIAKU @veeveeveeveevee]

Hi I’m Ronald McDonald, u can only eat one french fry at a time now, no more putting a few of them in ur mouth at the same time, that’s too much, our fry cooks can’t handle that anymore due extreme fry grease manipulation

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@AdderallBlack no worries, I'll just keep pestering other strangersimean friends

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Don't suppose anyone here has a bluesky code?

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selfie time!

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Everything Is Terrible