Aubrey Miles

You either ope yourself or get oped. Whatcha gonna do.

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I love when the rain is misty & you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Veiled Nun, previously attributed to Giuseppe Croff, 1863, 📸 by Justin Casterline

[Team Penske @Team_Penske]

The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.

[Team Penske @Team_Penske]

PPM boys in the house.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

Forever in our hearts.

Godspeed, racer ❤️

[Jeremiah Davis @jeremiahdavis10]

“By a large margin”

Janet Guthrie literally paved the ground Danica walked on, and never EVER had access to the level of equipment. Yet their results weren’t far apart. Danica is the most successful, no doubt, but “best” is erasure of the highest order.

[Team Penske @Team_Penske]

Then, now, and everything in between.

Visit @IMSMuseum during your Month of May trip and beyond.

[Hickey @Hickey93]

“Go back to bed.”

“Not now, it was just confirmed that Katherine Legge is doing The Double.”

#INDYCAR #INDY500

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

NEWS: SHE’S BACK!

Katherine Legge will aim to make her fifth Indy 500 start next month, driving a one-off entry for HMD Motorsports with AJ Foyt Racing.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

An absolute classic in this household.

[trash jones @jzux]

pastry doesn’t need protein it has an even better thing called Gives Me the Will to Carry On

[˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊𝓛𝓲 𝓛𝓲𝓱𝓾𝓪＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ @Rijsixmj_669]

Every time i need to do bloodwork its an argument with the pathologist

Me: I'm anaphylactic to latex can you confirm your gloves are latex free

Them: I just have these gloves (shows their hand)

Me: I get that but I need to know if it has latex can you check the box or I need to find another pathologist

Them: why? Its just gloves

Me: And its just I'll die, can you check the box for "no latex" label. I also can't use your sticky tape or bandaids to hold the cotton so I'll just hold it to stem the blood as they have latex in the glue

Them: Tape and bandaids are fine *tries to put either on me*

Me: Again, they have latex but if you want to perform anaphylactic first aid go for it [sarcastically hands my epi pen over...and now they fuck off with their insistence of using tape/bandaids]

[blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar]

I’m working on my wedding website :)

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[vause, miranda’s bitch @junhevause]

meryl streep at 58 me at 25

[No. 1 red wing blackbird fan🌾 @prairiesmoke414]

Under my dictatorship, everyone will know the difference between invasive plants and their regionally native plant species