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[a u b r e y @_aubss_]

@_1P2Ts heavy on the milk!!!! i drank like a gallon of milk a day I swear

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Someone who is smarter than me please tell me why everyone is posting 2016 pictures and videos

Thank You

[Short King @InfinityStonerX]

Anytime I think I’m having a long day at work, I can always count on @_aubss_ to tell me an absolute bonkers story of something happening at the hospital to remind me that I got it easy. Shoutout all the nurses!

[a u b r e y @_aubss_]

@_1P2Ts alex has one of these and still wears it frequently lol

[l @theedeus]

Been sober for over a year and honestly there aren’t any visible benefits to this shit, probably going back to drinking (heavily) soon.

[natasha @tashteshtish]

so crazy you just be lying down and a little animal comes and joins you

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[a u b r e y @_aubss_]

@InfinityStonerX 😂

[Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥 @DreamsSarcastic]

It was just announced that the male version of Alexa will be released. It'll be called Alex and you have to ask the same thing 10 times and wait fucking 10 months for him to do it

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Me at TikTok headquarters rn trynna reconnect it to the US

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me getting ready for the the 8th grade class trip

[Jules @notsocooljules]

Snowy walks downtown 🤩❄️☃️

[a u b r e y @_aubss_]

@_1P2Ts a real one

[Wayne’z World 🌍🏴‍☠️🥀 @_1P2Ts]

@_aubss_ Check cash app

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t know why people keep tagging me in this. I don’t give a fuck about ginger bread. Weird.

[a u b r e y @_aubss_]

It’s 11:30 on a Friday night. Alex is in bed, I am drinking martinis watching bad moms christmas.. I fear I am happy & content

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Target is opening in-store bars and rolling out their very own margaritas called "Targaritas".

My wife is never coming home.

[Sín @sinfordapesos]

Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians