audrey

she/her ~ 💗💜💙 ~ theatre artist

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Zion @zionszzn]

Never in my entire college career did I even consider taking Cornell Notes

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you met me at a very Go To Da Movies time in my life

[ali @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I worry that your enjoyment of art is becoming secondary to tracking and charting your consumption of that art for many of you

[audrey @_audreymichaela]

What is a new yorker? How does one new york? Or is it someone who yorks in a new way? Or are they new to the practice of yorking? Why are we so afraid to ask these questions?

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

If the government is shut down does that mean I ahve to go to that birthday dinner?

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[gigi ☆ @DEARGlGl]

once y’all turn 25, you will realize…not saying what but…you will

[audrey @_audreymichaela]

You know you’re down bad when you start singing “we can do hard things” to yourself like it’s a gospel song

[audrey @_audreymichaela]

A (female) coworker of mine always calls us “ladies” and i can’t explain it but it just feel so violent

[Samantha Josephs @SamJosephsness]

They should do kiss cams before the movie starts at AMC

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I don't want to touch screens anymore, I hate it. I want dials, knobs, levers. Maybe even some cranks. Big chunky buttons. What's wrong with us? Why did we do this to ourselves?