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I’m a whole ass mom 🥺💙

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This girl asked me “do you have body issues since giving birth, bc I have this thing on my gut that looks like an elephant’s ass” that’s when I knew I can’t be friends w/skinny hoes no’mo. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A FUPA IS, YOU DESERVE ONE!

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Those “started singing & recorded to see their reaction” vids..you can’t sing bruh 🥴

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@KIKKOMAN_soy I couldn’t even follow the tread, it got so cringe for a sec 🥴

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Am I the only one that hates that scrunchies are back 🥴

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idk who needs to hear this but , kua ku’u ai le mayonnaise

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S/o to the mommies of multiples, my ass be exhausted at the end of the day & I only have one. Y’all superwomen !

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SWEAR some of the meanest, most judgmental, hypocritically fake ppl are “ppl of God” 🙄 the devil knows scripture too, bi

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my subconscious needs to chill tf out 🤯

[Dream Doctor® @dreamdoctor]

@_avae Please B assured, they Rn't a blanket judgement by your subconscious. Those dreams R commonly caused by something specific that just happened, which can range from noticing recent weight gain to feeling that something U said or did made U "look bad." The link has more abt it. :)

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@dreamdoctor WOW!!! I’m floored. Was not expecting to hear this. I appreciate your insight

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Am I the only one who has consistent dreams about my teeth falling out?! TF does that even mean 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Why is Christmas like tomorrow though 🤯

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not me getting bamboozled outta $300 worth of matching family Christmas pjs from an asshole on Etsy 🙄 last time I’m ever doing that shit

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not me getting a flat, having to call my husband to be captain save a hoe just to have no spare (yes I can change a tire, but I wasn’t bout to be stranded alone. I’m too fine for all that) just to have to wait for a tow truck to come 3.5 hrs later 😴 whattanight 🙄

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the fact that I used to cry when my parents took my son for a night makes me laugh. Now a bi don’t even let her finish her sentence..”can we …” his stuff been packed & retaGO sis!

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Am I the only lame that hasn’t hopped on the Crocs train? bc, ew.

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Anyone seen King Richard?? Would you rec?

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Le Alii e, foa'i mai le ogosa'i 💆🏽‍♀️

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not me up at 4am looking at potential academies for my not even 6 month old son 🥴

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I’ve stopped sending long texts to ppl who respond to one part of the text. It annoys the hell outta me, so I’ll annoy you back by sending 15 sentences instead of 1 solid paragraph.

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this has to be the most cringe page ever #stopwyeppl2022🚩