Does it stress anyone else out that it has become the norm to add an apostrophe to a pluralized day of the week?
It’s “Thursdays” not “Thursday’s”
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
Finally put my passport to Iron City to use – @AlitaExperience was half escape room, half brewery, and 100% incredible.
It's only here until the end of next week, so last chance to experience it yourself: https://t.co/dkxycQGsfD
Are you really best friends if you haven’t picked up a pair of panties, exclaimed “FEEL HOW SOFT THESE ARE” and rubbed them on her face in the middle of a target?
#bestfriends#target
My brother went on his very first job interview today. He has grown so much I’m super proud of him. Even though he has down syndrome, he lets nothing get in his way. “I have downs but downs don’t have me.”
GENIE: I don’t—I’m sorry I’m just not getting this.
ME: *In bed* Look, it’s not complicated: I still want to feel the WEIGHT OF THE BLANKET, but I’m already hot.