Pyschotarius

I need those fuckin vibes.

[bri @bribrisimps]

my brazilian and mexican friends you will always be sexier and have better food so take that in stride

[~ @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[Jacus @jjjacus]

My roommate made 100 jello shots and is asking if that’s enough for 10 people

[saz @emorollll]

idk how to flirt i just be saying bullshit and hoping for the best

[manu @manuuscripted]

si colombia gana nos enamoramos y si no también nos enamoramos

[! @cfwmx]

still i rise ho

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#AbsentDaughterFigure #DeadBeatDaughter

[𐕣 @dveules]

i’m just my dad’s female son and that’s fine

[Pyschotarius @_avc1_]

If Colombia wins tonight i’ll settle down. (I’m already married)

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

Lying in bed next to a tablet with the World Cup on is this how toddlers feel watching cocomelon??

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[kage @sukikage_]

what the fuck did i do SO wrong that i have to feel like this for the rest of my life

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i am not my father i am not my mother but im a third worse thing

[m🧚🏼 @miriamariiaa]

i know i said i would settle down if mexico won but just like a mexican man, i lied

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[💖 @twaniimals]

¿Y si sí?