Mando 👑

@LCU_baseball alumni Professional baseball player 00970 🇵🇷

[Mando 👑 @_avm_19]

La cama regá pero ni modo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Every version of you was necessary.
Even the ones you are ashamed of.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Being in your 20s is just going from “life is good” to “wtf am i doing with my life” every few hours

[Mando 👑 @_avm_19]

Maybe you were born after 2011, but PS plus USED to he free buddy.

[Zeph 🚀 @zephoxwyd]

@tlop444 that's like saying playstation should make playstation plus free to all PS5 users.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

everyone hates karens until there’s one on the same delayed flight and all of a sudden we all get a $200 voucher

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

“Who is Bad Bunny?” Why would you announce to the world that you don’t get bitches?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when it’s finally your turn to be an adult and suddenly the economy starts getting worse and the price of everything goes up

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me driving to work at 6am because I was too shy to start a YouTube channel 10 years ago

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad

It’s you

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Every single guy i know who treated girls like this got cheated on

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this would’ve been me

[autist @litteralyme0]

“It’s been 6 months he probably moved on and forgotten about me”
Guys after 6 years:

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

The guy replacing you isn’t new bro, Women never leave a relationship without a backup.

[𝐊𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭!𝟎𝐧_👑🚩 @bholination]

Men who are keeping sex but deleting women.

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

33 year old me calling my mom to let her know I landed safely

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

nvm i fixed it

[🦇 @weezt13]

asi se siente cuando te ahorras el psicologo y sueltas la de “así es la puta vida”

[CjDaChamp @CjDaChamp]

It was 6 Months away man 💔