tavo the avo

sigh.

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

not that anyone cares, but:

check out https://t.co/MuyZEhzRi6 or https://t.co/ferB3GvrkU

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

it is genuinely insane that the last time i watched a movie was April 3rd - Hamnet

i haven't sat down to watch a movie in over two months?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

that's foul? 😭

[Niggarate🌸🥷🏾 @kingkujonese]

The way some of y’all are hyped over 🐖’s sexual life is crazy

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

convince who? of what?

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

For couples trying to convince 🔌

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

One last time Leo.

[Rox. @rorisanglbl]

Last World Cup unmarried 🙏🏽

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

i was gonna apply to that ZRP thing, but a sub-20 5k is where i draw the line 😭😭

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

"evitable" 😭😭😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

CR7 Days from Retirement vs Nigeria:

BCM Hat Trick
Most Minutes on Pitch
No Shots Saved (0 SOT)

EVITABLE. 🐐🐐🐐

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

I love how the other cities are just lowkey unprotected like all hero’s based in New York 😭

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

good Lord these posters are oozing way too much aura

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

ONE WEEK until tickets are on sale for #SpiderManBrandNewDay – in theatres July 31.

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

if no one (chelsea) does anything impulsive, we can have peak footy for the next decade

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📊 Age of Premier League Big Six coachs.

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

Lewis is P2 - we're a Ferrari upgrade away from reality hitting Kimi like a truck 💀

[Autosport @autosport]

No F1 driver has won 5 consecutive races in a single season and failed to win the title:

Ascari (1952) 🏆
Brabham (1960) 🏆
Clark (1965) 🏆
Mansell (1992) 🏆
Schumacher (2004) 🏆
Vettel (2013) 🏆
Hamilton (2014) 🏆
Hamilton (2020) 🏆
Verstappen (2022) 🏆
Verstappen (2023) 🏆
Antonelli (2026) ⏳

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

@Mai_veMwana this app should just automatically delete old tweets man 😭😭

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

Van der Sar, Virgil, Rice, Kroos & Messi

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Share your five-a-side team 🧐

#UCL

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

i was not even wrong😭

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

no internet > slow internet

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

me = seated

[Netflix @netflix]

A man who can transform his body to slip through any barrier. A series of killings that cannot be stopped...

Human Vapor, a new series based on Toho’s legendary tokusatsu film with VFX from the Academy Award-winning team behind Godzilla Minus One, premieres July 2.

Written and executive produced by Yeon Sang-ho. Directed by Shinzo Katayama.

[tavo the avo @_avocado_f3]

😭😭??

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Ronaldo & Messi are ready for Polymarket's 'Worst Cup' tonight to kick off the World Cup...

‘The Worst Cup’ streaming on Polymarket U.S app and https://t.co/xotdLdJZLw at 6:30pm est