Mike Stanley

Touring Comedian. Producer/creator of Thick Skin at @comedyworks. Durable rapscallion.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

I bought a DNA test that requires you to not eat for a half an hour before you take it and I haven’t been able to go a half an hour without eating since it arrived… so I guess I’m 100% American?

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

At the risk of sounding declarative, I’m dumping this App tomorrow. I’ve made a Blue Sky account and there are various other ways to keep in contact.

IG: @Mike_Stanley
TikTok: @SirMikeStanley
https://t.co/wC76FvTNa3

Hope to see you down the road!
Cheers!

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Elon Musk is a fucking geek.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Today it’s Madison Swastika Garden.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Still pretty undecided about this election until I hear the otherside’s stance on Arnold Palmers penis. Sorry, I’m a single issue voter.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

I’m not going outwardly endorse a candidate, but I will tell you that I’m voting for the one I’m positive knows how to read.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Give us the debate we want.

Eric Trump vs. Joe Biden’s dog.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

@LatreilleNikki Ahhhh ok. Well that’s exciting.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

I bought a DNA test that requires you to not eat for a half an hour before you take it and I haven’t been able to go a half an hour without eating since it arrived… so I guess I’m 100% American?

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

@LatreilleNikki 28 days older?!?!? How does that work?!? That’s bananas!

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

PSA

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Taking out the trash and I think I just came across the remnants of the funniest breakup imaginable.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Oh, @AnnCoulter - I see the confusion here. I know you’re used to children pointing and crying when they get a look at you, but I can assure you this dude is in a happy place.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Thank you! I have to decline though. Bitcoin and Jungles are the two things I’ve managed to avoid for my own safety and well being! Cheers!

[Bitcoin Jungle⚡️ @BitcoinJungleCR]

Hey @_Aware_Wolf great show last night. I’m the one with the worst tattoos and the Bitcoin shirt. Come visit us in Bitcoin Jungle sometime!

[Comedy Works @ComedyWorks]

Catch a Comedy Works favorite on Sunday with @_Aware_Wolf headlining the South club in Greenwood Village 🔥
🎟: https://t.co/Lv1p9boEan

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

I never thought of myself as “Midwest Nice” but last night on my walk home I moved out of the way of a cockroach on the sidewalk here in NYC.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Ok, now do the “inject bleach, shark-battery” guy.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

New York - I’ll be doing two shows tonight at Gotham Comedy Club.

8pm & 10:30pm.

See you there!

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

@_Jizzabelle Hey thanks!

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

I ended up on last nights episode of The Daily Show. You can watch it here.

https://t.co/Zx4pQwcsAc

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

A guy that doesn’t listen to experts in their field doesn’t really need both ears anyway.

[Mike Stanley @_Aware_Wolf]

Sometimes you get shot in the ear, sometimes you get Covid.

This sums up what America is all about, folks!