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20. 🏳️‍⚧️ - i repost suggestive content - nsfw alt @_awnings4

[clothes @_awnings3]

hi i’m clothes. i’m a 20 year old trans man who is on twitter for the sillies. i’m a college student and retweet a lot of things.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I was taken to a warehouse called Costco.

At the door, a woman checked my friend's membership card.

At last, I thought. A checkpoint. A travel pass. Finally, this country has proper gate protocol.

Inside, the ceiling was so high that weather felt possible.

They sell mayonnaise in containers I would describe as architectural. Forty-eight eggs at once. Trousers next to televisions next to a kayak.

Old women stood at small stations, handing out free food on toothpicks.

I asked my friend when the festival ends.

He said, "It's Tuesday."

The festival does not end. The festival is the store.

Then he bought me a hot dog and a soda.

It cost one dollar and fifty cents.

I assumed I misheard. I checked the receipt.

One dollar. Fifty cents. The price has not changed since 1985.

I was alive in 1985. Everything I have purchased since then has betrayed me at least once.

Gasoline. Rent. Rice. All of them broke their word.

The hot dog did not.

I asked how this is possible, and I received a story I did not believe until I confirmed it.

The founder, before he stepped down, told the next chief what would happen if he ever raised the price of the hot dog.

He said, and this is recorded history: "If you raise the price, I will kill you."

Scholars believe he was joking.

The price has not moved in forty years.

I leave the conclusion to you.

At the exit, a man checked our receipt and drew one line across it with a highlighter.

A seal. A magistrate's signature, approving safe passage.

I bowed to him slightly.

He said, "Have a good one," which I now understand can refer to a day, a life, or a hot dog, depending on need.

In my country, we honor merchants who keep the same price for generations. There is a shop in Kyoto four hundred years old. We treat it as a national treasure.

Costco is forty years old and sells tires.

Give it time.

Empires fell. Currencies died.

The hot dog holds.

A nation is its promises.

I paid one dollar and fifty cents.

The promise held.

[clothes @_awnings3]

how do i send this to my cousin without sending this to my cousin

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

going to be honest if you're still helping fund Rowling you're not a safe person for trans people to be around. I don't care how much Harry Potter means to you.

[鳥のいるカフェ谷中本店 @toricaferoppong]

完全にリラックスモードの #チョウゲンボウ さん。
まだほんのり綿毛も残るとても良くなれた子です！！

#ハヤブサ #販売 #鳥のいるカフェ

[Maryam @hell_line0]

just how it feels to love immigrants, and trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice..

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[vivi ✪ వివి | #1 feishiguang shipper @bookanaconda]

i can’t believe the show titled “the summer hikaru died” is hopeful meanwhile shows titled “link click” and “banana fish” keep us up at night due to how tragic they are

[clothes @_awnings3]

me at work when no one knows i’m trans and i pass well enough that no one questions it

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

this is literally how it feels when u first starting passing on T

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

A trans professor got fired for giving a student the failing grade that she deserved. I still haven't forgotten that.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me when i fucking GET YOU

[captain brian @quebecween]

MITCH MCCONNELL DEAD AT 84

[Negative Creep @7Negative_Creep]

is this a retelling of the little mermaid or are all mermaid stories lowkey about being transgender

[Hario @Hario337]

We need more of whatever level of woke rebecca sugar is on
- makes a gay romance
> other languages dub them to be straight
- wedding, puts the girl dubbed to male in the dress.
> "we wont air it"
- plot relevant episode lmao eat shit.

[MarziiPawzii DELTARUNE SPOILERS @TennasNewCable]

shout out to my personal favorite cryptid: the fresno nightcrawler. if you search up "cryptid that looks like a pair of pants" this thing shows up. it looks bloody stupid. fucking living pair of trousers. outrageous

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

BREAKING=The Daily Beast has learned from a White House source that Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

He is not coming back.

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners getting ready to complain about

The heat The cold

[Fari 🌱 @goldenhopeworld]

this one

[TheAllergyGirl 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygirl]

i think about this poem at least twice a day

[clothes @_awnings3]

this will be on an apush frq