h a l e y

that’s the tea ☕️ 🦋

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

I have hardly left my bed today. And that should mean I am well rested but that is not the case...

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Drinking sleepy time tea and watching gypsy sisters to calm my anxiety.

I got all the TLC I need.

[Morgann❤️ @wonderr_curlss]

This virus will continue to mutate.. it’s resistance to dying, or even the hundreds of thousands of dead Americans, should be enough for you to want the vaccine now. Covid doing everything it can to not die, and you’re not, ok 😩😂

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

@cptclaire1 The theater thing is worse.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

@cptclaire1 No. No it isn't.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

I don't think I ever really knew how to Twitter. Like I wonder how much people read these. Did anyone notice I was gone lol

[Gio🦖 @will_ians]

"I created this storm, it's only fair I have to sit in its rain"

#Adele30

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Why can I be trusted with finances? Oh maybe because I bought a two piece glitter pant suit like I had a damn reason to.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Just had an argument over gator meat to chicken meat are basically the same with Will. He's not backwoods enough to know they cook they same way. Shame.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Yeah..... no more time to stress. Time to panic.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

I have a whole month to be scared about going on my first time on a plane.... and I know I'll stress about it at least once a week til it happens.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Taking care of a kitten my mom found. He's little, gray, and I think blind.

I'm gonna call him Gray Charles.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Still never forgetting that @NICKIMINAJ played that badass receptionist/assistant for a high powered woman in a law firm. The other woman was very underrated. That's all I'm saying.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Sweating naked on my couch eating cookies after my show got caught canceled is exactly how I expected today to turn out.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Got my hand stuck in a pickle jar for about 35 seconds trying to get the last one.... typical Monday.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Every morning I'm excited for 2 things. 1. Coffee. 2. Whatever outfit/accessories @cptclaire1 is wearing for the day.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

I accepted @DexasRanger420 freisnd request in under 15 seconds. That's my level of commitment to him.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Forcing people to have more knowledge about Disney is my new hobby.

[h a l e y @_ayeyosis]

Drinking expensive whiskey and watching Jersey Shore simultaneously, is the epitome of me.

Like ooo that's nice, and also Jesus H that should never be documented.