alanis☾

I got metaphors for bones & a hyperbolic soul || 21

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

If I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take you before you name yourself?

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

@silviateranrios hola abuela

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

you wanna get drunk and party every weekend? awesome!! you wanna eat clean and go to the gym? good for you!! you wanna have sex with your ex for the 3rd time this week?? knock yourself out! what we aren’t gonna do is bash women for living their lives!!! mind ya business

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Anyone who takes me srsly crack me up

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Ngl, Sweetener has me in all types of moods

[Kyle Goldbloom @KGoldie_21]

Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid.

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Wore a romper to work today; im ready to be naked in the bathroom at one point lmao

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

@sarah_garten BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Cant wait to be in bed tm lmao

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Whatsgood my tbt @marquez_jose13

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

@sarah_garten Hiya!!!!!!!’ Dirty lil’ hamster🐹❤️

[jewishlesbianprincess™ @sarah_garten]

@_aynb18 is my prettiest friend

[jewishlesbianprincess™ @sarah_garten]

@_aynb18 was in my dream last night

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

My mom always calls me to wish me luck when i have tests ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

I h8 everyone

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

The janitor asked me “why so serious? You’re always so damn smiley” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

I really really really HATE when people are late. Its not only your time. You aren’t entitled to mine.

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

I get bored of people so easily

[alanis☾ @_aynb18]

Dont show up at 6am trynna cuddle