Ellen Degenerate

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[freelancegoon @freelancegoon]

De Blasio asks a ladder 14 member how he’s doing this morning @chrisdcomedy @yannispappas @HistoryHyenas https://t.co/UxxVwXLPlD

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@BMellz fake news.

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@BMellz fraud.

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@BMellz imposter.

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@NikkiGlaser you’re trending on pornhub.

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@bertkreischer Dude, you talking about being on your death bed was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. I love you, man!

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@toonrinkuu S M I T E

[AKIHITO @AkihitoSculpt]

Posted @withregram • @_bmellz Big shouts out to @studio_aki for creating this beaut! So stoked to have this hanging on the wall, I will forever treasure this!

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@SMITEGame Another lazy re-color for a money grab! You guys are killing it!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Imagine sticking your neck out in 1989 and telling an insane story about working on back engineering alien spacecrafts, dealing with ridicule for 31 years only to have the pentagon come out in 2020 and vindicate… https://t.co/KxEA6vSTyl

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

Pulled up to the Chick-fil-A drive thru window and right when they hand me my food, @bertkreischer is talking about fucking dogs and smelling like shit. The shocked look on those young Christian faces will forever be burned I to my brain. Thanks Bert! @tomsegura #2Bears1Cave

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@SMITEGame so is this game still in beta?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

While others party, he study the blade

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But actually

[Bassnectar Network @bass_network]

Keep your hands clean elegant 💦🙌💦 RT for health & hygiene!!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday, Purell that nutsack, you never know when one of these quarantined cocksuckers escape.......You'll be prepared

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@bass_network RIP, much Love!!!

[Ellen Degenerate @_bMellz]

@bertkreischer just listened to the new 2 Bears 1 Cave. Noticed you said you don’t watch much hockey... are you aware you’re on hockey commercials, shirtless (naturally), yelling “Go Kings, Go!”?