Bal

software engineer

[Bal @_b_diaz]

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[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@coldcallsniper You’d never know the difference tbh t

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the collection of skulls dirk amassed on his 2011 run will never be matched

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Future: I have crippling anxiety and depression mostly stemming from my years in poverty and doing unspeakable things to escape my situation. I find it hard to maintain deep connections with others due to my trust issues and cope by sleeping with copious amounts of women who I will never commit to and I shower them with material possessions so they will stick around and provide me with instant gratification. I have many children that I fail to provide with the necessary nurturing for their development. Sometimes I question whether I even want to continue living

Me:

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

*unmutes* “nothing from my end thanks”

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@niy2pretty ☠️

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[Bal @_b_diaz]

😂

[david @arthritic_papi]

guy spent 5 mins trying to convince him his ID was legit... losing my mind

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

People are jealous of outcomes they were never willing to suffer for, and envy you for having an aura you went to hell for.

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@mattvanswol Are the original baked wings back too????

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Yet another early meeting of him blaming everyone when he kept changing the scope of the project

[Bal @_b_diaz]

I had a dream I was on a zoom call giving a long winded status update on mute and had to redo it after I unmuted

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The type of fit i’d pull up in at the Met Gala

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@Son_ImSleep Day Date

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@1ssve Tech

[ESPN @espn]

HE DOESN’T HAVE NEXT, HE HAS NOW 😤

COOPER FLAGG IS YOUR 2025-26 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 🔥

[Bal @_b_diaz]

@softboywin Get into tech