Bacillus megaterium

Im your average teenager. Im an overachiever when you don’t want me to grow, but when you want me to stay quiet I'll invade everything! ex: @ecoli_official pfp

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m very excited for the new summer shark movie “The Meg”. I feel a sacred connection with the main antagonist. I don’t know guys. I think you are all going to have to start calling me Bacillus Megalodon.

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

@1thefunnybone1 Hey isn’t that called bone metabolism?

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

Microlab research paper and disease project much?

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

@1thefunnybone1 Humerus please, no one called you ugly. We went to the same school.

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

I'm such a rebel! I grow on EMB and McConkey plates even though I'm Gram Positive, and I don't grow on CNA (where I should grow). Fight the system!

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

You wanna know why my dad named me bacillus megateranium? It’s because in Latin it means Big Beast! Fitting, isn’t it? #namegoals

[Bacillus megaterium @_B_Mega_]

Hey @EColi_official, @S_Marcescens_ imagine if we all get paired to be mixed in the mystery culture? Wouldn't that B Mega cool? ...get it? B. Meg? hahahaa