babycon

i’m not funny enough for this app

[babycon @_babycon_]

just heard my mom clink her wine glass in the living room so my dad got up and filled it for her. if that's not a goal for your future husband idk what is

[Celi @CelineMoni]

Halsey’s Speech tonight in phoenix on abortion and the overturning of Roe V Wade (1/2)

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay

[babycon @_babycon_]

you know you live in arizona when you spend your evenings with your roommates digging out cactus needles because you fell on a cactus today

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[babycon @_babycon_]

@wowstrong

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[babycon @_babycon_]

i’m at this point in the service industry where the GM of a restaurant offers me a job and my response is: “i’m game”

[babycon @_babycon_]

@ronniediazzz ew haha

[T E S S A @tlleonhardt]

we really do not deserve AZ skies

[babycon @_babycon_]

nothing like being ill and having a hot doctor which obviously i haven’t showered in days since i’m sick so o tell him i’ve been moving and as he goes to check my ears he asks if i’ve been working on DRY WALL. sir this is DIRT in my SCALP but the answer is yes, yes i have.

[babycon @_babycon_]

@madichella yay i’m so happy for you ❤️

[babycon @_babycon_]

i have no words

[jenny beckman @wowstrong]

running out of ways to say “sorry i missed your email, i was distracted with the literal tear down of our democracy”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Kris without a clever name @ParkListKris]

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver.

Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

[babycon @_babycon_]

@wowstrong omg where?! congrats love ❤️

[babycon @_babycon_]

wait..these still EXIST?!

[babycon @_babycon_]

@laurenashleyyo this is just too relatable