the mac files ✨

public menace // ARG🕊️// play more zeppelin //2/15/14 // I draw pictures on people with tiny needles

[the mac files ✨ @_backtomac]

I guess I can post these here too lmaoo

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

I have some bad news for you about the hot brunette demographic

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I talked to a guy recently who worked for 40 years in a glass factory. He said it was 125°F at all times and they had to stop every 10 minutes to pour buckets of cold water on themselves or they would pass out.

[girlboss appreciation account 🍸👩‍💼 @ThirdWayLib]

Very different reception for a crackhead when it’s not Hunter Biden

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

who gives a fuck if people are trans fill the damn potholes!!!!!

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

“boys are so much easier to raise” that’s because y’all don’t raise little boys, y’all just watch them. 🙂

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I can tell precisely by smell when a potato is done roasting, which I assume is some sort of epigenetic adaptation I gained from the wretched Northern European bog people I come from

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

If I send you this it means I’m getting ready to YAP

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

girl the tariffs

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

get me to God’s country

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

The Anti-American Views:
“Be sure to share your cookies with your friend :)”

[໊ @sonohoor]

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

[orb @strwbrysuccubus]

i would never “hit” pens. i caress and kiss them. i love substances.

[LightRayAAA (లైట్_రే) @LightRayAAA]

if fucking elmo is one of your opps you really gotta rethink your entire life

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men that yearn>>>