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science & roller skates & cmdm

[$nob @_baelar]

🎃🎃🎃

[$nob @_baelar]

hi @MissPiggy just thought you’d like to know that i think the muppets should do the next season white lotus. please let mr. mike white know-a have y’all’s people call y’all’s people moment. ok love you bye

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I watched All Of Us Strangers and as a single 40 something gay guy, well, I almost cried off half of my body weight

[$nob @_baelar]

zach and i watched a well known comedian’s husband scratch at his ass the entire time waiting to get into jamie xx lol sorry to that man

[$nob @_baelar]

i cant stop thinking about the VERY YOUNG woman walking backwards on the treadmill reading a book, with the largest word on the cover being “mindset”-wonder when the last time she had fun was

[$nob @_baelar]

nothing like someone you used to see calling your phone from across the gym because they spotted your fat, sweaty ass on the treadmill like a fucking animal in the jungle jfc

[$nob @_baelar]

“a tenuous relationship with reality and the truth” lolololololol

[$nob @_baelar]

being a library girl is only devastating when the book you want to read ends up on a top book of the year list. i can’t wait for 41 holds 🥲

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

a site like goodreads where the public can view your therapist’s comments & rating on your latest session

[$nob @_baelar]

@6MILLIONBUCKS have i ever told you about the reoccurring dream i used to have as a kid where i was stuck inside a black and white pinball machine? (probably not because it’s weird and when is it relevant except rn 😂)

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

The Scene - Twilight 22 - Electric Kingdom
1983 / WGPR Detroit / Nat Morris
🔥sound on🔥

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

MORE GOOD HOUSE MUSIC PLEASE

I KNOW YALL HAVE IT IN YOU !

[$nob @_baelar]

@6MILLIONBUCKS 😂😂😂

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Any movie longer than two hours should be legally required to teach you a technical skill

[$nob @_baelar]

@fatdragmeatball bing card

[$nob @_baelar]

jennifer tilly mentioning a housewife on the dragula judges panel is a major intersection of my interests 🚦

[$nob @_baelar]

@MaddyMorphosis MEATBALL INCOMING

[$nob @_baelar]

need a lawyer to tell the joker movie to stop running the quote “movie of the year” in its ad because sorry divas, that title belongs to the substance

[$nob @_baelar]

ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends

ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends

ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends

[$nob @_baelar]

@chanfresca_ giggly squad tickets we’re going for $240 at the paramount!!! my issues is that prices at ball and mission are now the same, it’s $100 to see channel tres/kaytranada at mission, i paid $135 to be on the floor at meg the stallion 👀 the math isn’t mathing

[$nob @_baelar]

outlaw ticket resale in its entirety, this shit is becoming insane. $927 for a charli ticket? LICK MY ASS

[$nob @_baelar]

also force selling tickets in pairs or groups? i’m sorry but i shouldn’t be punished for being alone, it’s punishment enough i have to be scared someone is going to kidnap me on the way back to the car because i am a WOMAN